Next Great Adventure


By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.



area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story




omfg I’m imagining it and I can’t stop laughing

i’m not sorry



omfg I’m imagining it and I can’t stop laughing


i’m not sorry


After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.



I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\

is there an explanation for this?

Google tells me it’s Emily’s show ‘Young and Hungry’ that Ashley has a guest role in.

Hey! My vibrator taco’d!
Harry (via shitviclockianssay)




what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

That was fucking beautiful


carlos doesnt even remember how he got to night vale, which i think is hilarious in hindsight. carlos just showed up in a lab coat one day and didnt question it. nobody sent him.  he just rolled with it like “wow a new place to do science!” 

I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.
(via nofatnowhip)



oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

And this is why the “whole words only” ticky box is your friend.