I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.
Reminder to Australia: Hogwarts survived Umbridge. We can do this.
Hogwarts survived Umbridge by forming an army behind her back then leaving her in the forest for dead…
that’s right. take notes
Right, looks like I won’t be able to get back to London in time for this. I have a ticket for the show at Union Chapel, Islington, London on TUESDAY 21/10/2014 at 19.00 (7pm) for sale. I paid £23.76 for it including booking fees but I’m only looking to…
Lions Save Kidnapped Girl
if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions
"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
"it’s all in your head"
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness
I can’t believe S3 aired 10 months ago and I’m still in so fucking deep.
what do you mean 10 months ago
It’s been 10 months?
TEN MONTHS AND HERE WE ARE, MARINATING OUR BRAINS IN SHERLOCK ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
I’m pretty sure that my blood cells look like tiny little deerstalkers at this point.
"I got a little carried away at the bookstore today" - the title of my autobiography
Followed by the sequel: “Now where do I store these.”
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
this is the most relevant thing I have ever read
Look, it isn’t like we’re surprised to hear this from Joss.
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to